Reminder that when Darren started his Instagram account his name was yoiwantmynameback
"Don’t be afraid to be human –- you’re human, you’re going to have emotional days. You’re going to have days when things suck and then some days when things are great, but don’t feel guilty because you’re experiencing that. Don’t feel guilty from being human."
too hot for pyjama pants
too cold for shorts/underwear
god dammit England get your shit together about this weather pls
stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:
Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
‘On a more subjective note, this could be an explanation for the recurrent theme in feminist literature of “rape culture.” It may well be that the outward obsession with this notion, in a culture that clearly condemns and punishes rape, may be a matter of projective denial reflecting a desire for an actual rape culture to emerge in order to fulfill women’s unfulfilled sexual desires.’
don’t even talk to me right now, i am beyond furious with this article.also, trigger warnings for obvious reasons.
what the fuck did I just read
I hate having to wear my retainer to bed because it makes my mouth really dry and makes me want to throw up :-(
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
- Alex: selfie, drunk selfie, 2 am tweet that makes no sense
- Jack: dick joke, reply to everyone I follow but me
- Rian: CASSADEE ILY
- Zack: AMERRICKAN CLOTHES BUY AMERRICKAN CLOTHES, 20% OFF TODAY ONLY.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want




