I love owning a double bed because you can lay down diagonally on it and spread your arms out and just be like fuck yeah mother fuckers I’ve got space to move around and if I roll over, it doesn’t matter because I’ve got the equivalent of another single bed next to me.
(Plus it means I can lay on top of my duvet & do the things listed above ^^)
Literally just walked around my entire room to find items of clothing made out of jersey material because it’s always really cold and soothing for when I’m overheated lmao
Moffat does it again!
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fuck me sideways my bedroom is boiling!
Like am I even in the UK right now, my county is one of the county’s in England which gets the most rain per year so wHY THE FUCK IS IT 19 DEGREES AT NIGHT??????????!!!!!!!!

My hair is at that point of really badly needing re-dyeing and also really badly needing a cut because it’s literally like a lions mane :(
hEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWINNNNNG
I’VE GOT TO JUST DO MY THING
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if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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